apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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