Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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