i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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