So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Why can't burritos get me drunk
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Randomize
