come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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