i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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