I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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