i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
im holly from the hills drunk
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
