one two three fourrrrnication!
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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