So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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