All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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