I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
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