I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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