Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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