stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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