I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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