he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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