What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you will always have a special place in my vag
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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