Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
This is the prime rib incident all over again
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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