this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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