that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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