I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
