Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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