After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Randomize
