i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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