let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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