We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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