I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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