Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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