love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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