I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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