I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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