Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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