Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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