i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Randomize
