You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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