Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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