remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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