TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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