I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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