i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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