does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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