what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Randomize
