Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
My life is pants optional.
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