Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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