im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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