The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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