ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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