Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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