Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
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