I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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