do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Randomize
