This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
