He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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