He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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