I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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