if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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